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Balstrath's Medals

Total Medals Earned: 208 (From 46 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 3,700 Points

100% Complete

Secret #10 Unlocked 5/30/13
5 Points
A die (plural dice, from Old French dé, from Latin datum "something which is given or played") is a small throwable object with multiple resting positions, used for generating random numbers.
Secret #11 Unlocked 5/30/13
5 Points
A shoe is an item of footwear intended to protect and comfort the human foot while doing various activities.
Secret #12 Unlocked 5/30/13
5 Points
A computer is a general purpose device which can be programmed to carry out a finite set of arithmetic or logical operations.
Secret #13 Unlocked 5/30/13
5 Points
A smiley, smiley face, or happy face, :) or :D is a stylized representation of a smiling humanoid face, commonly occurring in popular culture.
Secret #15 Unlocked 5/30/13
5 Points
In the United States and Canada, a cookie is a small, flat, baked treat, usually containing fat, flour, eggs and sugar.
Secret #17 Unlocked 5/30/13
5 Points
A game controller is a device used with games or entertainment systems to provide input to a video game, typically to control an object or character in the game.
Secret #18 Unlocked 5/30/13
5 Points
Bowling is a sport in which players attempt to score points by rolling a bowling ball along a flat surface, usually a wooden or other synthetic surface, either into pins or to get close to a target ball.
Secret #19 Unlocked 5/30/13
5 Points
Television (TV) is a telecommunication medium for transmitting and receiving moving images that can be monochrome (black-and-white) or colored, with or without accompanying sound.
Secret #2 Unlocked 5/30/13
5 Points
A football helmet is a protective device used primarily in American football and Canadian football. It consists of a hard plastic top with thick padding on the inside, a face mask made of one or more rubber coated metal bars, and a chinstrap.
Secret #20 Unlocked 5/30/13
5 Points
Box (plural boxes) describes a variety of containers and receptacles for permanent use as storage, or for temporary use often for transporting contents.
Secret #21 Unlocked 5/30/13
5 Points
Dangerous Dave is a 1988 computer game by John Romero.
Secret #22 Unlocked 5/30/13
5 Points
The dumbbell, a type of free weight, is a piece of equipment used in weight training.
Secret #23 Unlocked 5/30/13
5 Points
Basketball is a team sport, the objective being to shoot a ball through a basket horizontally positioned to score points while following a set of rules.
Secret #24 Unlocked 5/30/13
5 Points
X is the twenty-fourth letter in the ISO basic Latin alphabet.
Secret #26 Unlocked 5/30/13
5 Points
A fish is any member of a paraphyletic group of organisms that consist of all gill-bearing aquatic craniate animals that lack limbs with digits.
Secret #27 Unlocked 5/30/13
5 Points
Pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various toppings.
Secret #28 Unlocked 5/30/13
5 Points
Banana is the common name for herbaceous plants of the genus Musa and for the fruit they produce. The Moon is the only natural satellite of the Earth, and the fifth largest satellite in the Solar System. Banana Moon is a 1971 studio album by Daevid Allen.
Secret #29 Unlocked 5/30/13
5 Points
Goggles or safety glasses are forms of protective eyewear that usually enclose or protect the area surrounding the eye in order to prevent particulates, water or chemicals from striking the eyes.
Secret #3 Unlocked 5/30/13
5 Points
Coffee is a brewed beverage with a strong flavor prepared from the roasted seeds of the coffea plant.
Secret #31 Unlocked 5/30/13
5 Points
A sandwich is a food item, typically consisting of two or more slices of bread with one or more fillings between them, or one slice of bread with a topping or toppings, commonly called an open sandwich.
Secret #32 Unlocked 5/30/13
5 Points
Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from ground dry roasted peanuts, popular in North America, Netherlands, United Kingdom, and parts of Asia, particularly the Philippines and Indonesia.
Secret #33 Unlocked 5/30/13
5 Points
Money is any object or record that is generally accepted as payment for goods and services and repayment of debts in a given socio-economic context or country.
Secret #34 Unlocked 5/30/13
5 Points
Music is an art form whose medium is sound and silence.
Secret #36 Unlocked 5/30/13
5 Points
A soft drink (also called pop, soda, coke, soda pop, fizzy drink, tonic, mineral or carbonated beverage) is a beverage that typically contains water (often, but not always carbonated water), a sweetener, and a flavoring agent.
Secret #37 Unlocked 5/30/13
5 Points
A hat is a head covering. It can be worn for protection against the elements, for ceremonial or religious reasons, for safety, or as a fashion accessory.
Secret #39 Unlocked 5/30/13
5 Points
A flying disc is a disc-shaped glider that is generally plastic and roughly 20 to 25 cm (7.9 to 9.8 in) in diameter, with a lip.
Secret #4 Unlocked 5/30/13
5 Points
Mail, or post, is a system for transporting letters and other tangible objects: written documents, typically enclosed in envelopes, and also small packages are delivered to destinations around the world.
Secret #40 Unlocked 5/30/13
5 Points
A taco is a traditional Mexican dish composed of a corn or wheat tortilla folded or rolled around a filling.
Secret #41 Unlocked 5/30/13
5 Points
A pencil is a writing implement or art medium usually constructed of a narrow, solid pigment core inside a protective casing.
Secret #42 Unlocked 5/30/13
5 Points
The apple is the pomaceous fruit of the apple tree, species Malus domestica in the rose family (Rosaceae).
Secret #46 Unlocked 5/30/13
5 Points
Bottled water is drinking water (e.g., well water, distilled water, or spring water) packaged in plastic or glass water bottles.
Secret #47 Unlocked 5/30/13
5 Points
Rubik's Cube is a 3-D mechanical puzzle invented in 1974 by Hungarian sculptor and professor of architecture Ernő Rubik.
Secret #50 Unlocked 5/30/13
5 Points
Ketchup (also catsup, tomato sauce, or red sauce) is a sweet and tangy food sauce, typically made from tomatoes, vinegar, a sweetener, and assorted seasonings and spices.
Secret #6 Unlocked 5/30/13
5 Points
F (named ef /ˈɛf/, as a verb spelled eff) is the sixth letter in the ISO basic Latin alphabet.
Secret #7 Unlocked 5/30/13
5 Points
A hamburger (also called a hamburger sandwich, burger or hamburg) is a sandwich consisting of a cooked patty of ground meat usually placed inside a sliced bread roll.
Secret #8 Unlocked 5/30/13
5 Points
Cake is a form of bread or bread-like food. In its modern forms, it is typically a sweet baked dessert.
Secret #9 Unlocked 5/30/13
5 Points
Lego (trademarked in capitals as LEGO) is a popular line of construction toys manufactured by the Lego Group, a privately held company based in Billund, Denmark.
Winner Unlocked 5/30/13
5 Points
A video game is an electronic game that involves human interaction with a user interface to generate visual feedback on a video device.
Secret #1 5 Points Newgrounds is an American entertainment and social media website and company. Founded on July 6, 1995 by Tom Fulp, the site primarily hosts Adobe Flash animations and games, but also features a music-oriented page, along with an art portal.
Secret #14 5 Points An eraser (US and Canada) or rubber (elsewhere) is an article of stationery that is used for removing pencil markings.
Secret #16 5 Points Canada is a North American country consisting of ten provinces and three territories.
Secret #25 5 Points The incandescent light bulb, incandescent lamp or incandescent light globe is an electric light which produces light with a filament wire heated to a high temperature by an electric current through it, until it glows.
Secret #30 5 Points An arrow is a graphical symbol such as → or ←, used to point or indicate direction, being in its simplest form a line segment with a triangle affixed to one end, and in more complex forms a representation of an actual arrow (e.g. ➵ U+27B5).
Secret #35 5 Points Shopping bags are medium sized bags, typically around 10-20 litres (2.5 to 5 gallons) in volume (though much larger versions exist, especially for non-grocery shopping), that are often used by grocery shoppers to carry home their purchases.
Secret #38 5 Points Speech is the vocalized form of human communication. It is based upon the syntactic combination of lexicals and names that are drawn from very large (usually to about 10,000 different gagolizim words) vocabularies.
Secret #43 5 Points iPod is a line of portable media players created and marketed by Apple Inc..
Secret #44 5 Points Fragaria is a genus of flowering plants in the rose family, Rosaceae, commonly known as strawberries for their edible fruits.
Secret #45 5 Points A clock is an instrument used to indicate, keep, and co-ordinate time.
Secret #48 5 Points Facial tissue and paper handkerchief refers to a class of soft, absorbent, disposable papers that is suitable for use on the face.
Secret #49 5 Points A waste container is a container for temporarily storing refuse and waste.
Secret #5 5 Points A mobile phone (also known as a cellular phone, cell phone and a hand phone) is a device that can make and receive telephone calls over a radio link whilst moving around a wide geographic area.
100 Percent 100 Points 100 (one hundred) (Roman numeral C, reinforced by Latin centum) is the natural number following 99 and preceding 101.

Medals Earned: 38/52 (190/355 points)

Alice is Dead - Ep 2

Hatter, Mad Unlocked 1/19/10
25 Points
The Hatter seems Madder.
Something Fishy Unlocked 1/19/10
100 Points
Escape Jail and Trigger the Strange Device.
Happy Hatter 25 Points You must have left a positive impression on the hatter.
Clam Sham Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/4 (125/200 points)

Armed Prophet

Hand it Over Unlocked 11/23/09
25 Points
Kill Zomboss.
Alien Juice 10 Points Get killed by an alien.
Robot Fuel 10 Points Get killed by a robot.
Zombie Meat 10 Points Get killed by a zombie.
Alcoholic 25 Points Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Anorexic 25 Points Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Armed Prophet 25 Points Unlock all weapons.
Chairman 25 Points Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Classic Hero 25 Points Play through every stage.
Kill Smiley 25 Points Kill Smileborg
Skull 25 Points Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
The Freeman 25 Points Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
ZOMG!!!1 25 Points Kill ZOMG
Handy Man 50 Points Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Illegal Alien 50 Points Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Smiley Hater 50 Points Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Testosterowned 50 Points Play through a stage on real man difficulty.

Medals Earned: 1/17 (25/480 points)

Bullet Heaven 2

1M Points Unlocked 11/10/16
10 Points
Score a mediocre 1,000,000 points or more in any level.
Perfect Run Unlocked 11/10/16
25 Points
Collect all 13 diamonds in any level in one run.
Bullet Hell 5 Points Die with over 999 bullets on screen. Your failure is forgiven this time.
Cheat Codes 5 Points Unlock all cheats and handicaps. Some of them are really expensive!
Counter Bomb 5 Points Use a bomb right after getting hit, and avoid the damage. Harder with less bombs and more health!
Don't Do That! 5 Points Destroy a steel or copper spike ball. Hopefully you'll learn your lesson and try not to do it again!
Overpowered Player 5 Points Go mad with cheats and reduce your final score multiplier to zero.
Reflector Field 5 Points Bounce back 100 bullets or more with a single shield item. Fly into those enemy bullets!
Self Destruction 5 Points Destroy a big bomb and knock out at least 3 enemies with it. Keep a look out for bombs in enemy formations!
Star Power 5 Points Blow away 300 bullets or more with a single star item. Clear the screen when you need it most!
3M Points 10 Points Score a decent 3,000,000 points or more in any level.
5M Points 10 Points Score an impressive 5,000,000 points or more in any level.
Autumn Breeze 10 Points Get a "Perfect" in the 13th wave of level 8-1.
Best Buds 10 Points Beat any 5 levels with 2 or more players. Friends are the best!
Bubble Blast 10 Points Get a "Perfect" in the 13th wave of level 2-3.
Destroying Drones 10 Points Get a "Perfect" in the 13th wave of level 7-1.
Diamond Dust 10 Points Get a "Perfect" in the 13th wave of level 4-4.
Don't Shoot! 10 Points Beat any standard level with the Pacifist handicap turned on. You have to time-out every wave!
Easily Distracted 10 Points Squish 100 slimes on the starting screen.
Fast Foes 10 Points Beat any level with the game sped up by 30%. Use handicaps!
Forest Time Trial 10 Points Beat level 1-3, including all bonus waves, in 2:00 or less.
Glacier Time Trial 10 Points Beat level 4-2, including all bonus waves, in 3:00 or less.
Golden Golem 10 Points Get a "Perfect" in the 13th wave of level 9-4.
Grazing Gazelle 10 Points Graze 100 bullets or more in a single level. Get into the habit of grazing for points!
Jungle Time Trial 10 Points Beat level 5-2, including all bonus waves, in 2:30 or less.
Lilypad Spin 10 Points Get a "Perfect" in the 13th wave of level 5-1.
Mass Extinction 10 Points Defeat 10,000 foes in total.
Monoliths Of Power 10 Points Get a "Perfect" in the 13th wave of level 6-4.
Pacifist 10 Points Beat any 5 levels with the Pacifist handicap turned on. Violence isn't always the answer!
Raining Coins 10 Points Collect £100,000 from enemies in total.
Razorleaf Storm 10 Points Get a "Perfect" in the 13th wave of level 1-4.
Reverse Psychology 10 Points Beat any boss with the Pacifist handicap turned on. The boss won't show you the same mercy!
Ruby Rain 10 Points Get a "Perfect" in the 13th wave of level 3-4.
Sky Time Trial 10 Points Beat level 9-4, including all bonus waves, in 3:00 or less.
Space Time Trial 10 Points Beat level 10-1, including all bonus waves, in 2:30 or less.
Splitting Asteroids 10 Points Get a "Perfect" in the 13th wave of level 10-2.
Strength In Numbers 10 Points Beat any boss with 2 or more players. Should be a breeze, right?
The Ace Pilot 10 Points Defeat 1,337 enemies in total with Lance.
The Cat 10 Points Get a triple-star rank 3 times with NoLegs.
The Magical Girl 10 Points Graze 2,000 enemy bullets in total with Natalie.
The Nature Girl 10 Points Collect 77 diamonds in total with Anna.
The Pirate Knight 10 Points Pick up £7,000 in total with Matt.
Untouchable 10 Points Beat any standard level without getting hit at all. Simply try not to get shot.
Volcano Time Trial 10 Points Beat level 6-3, including all bonus waves, in 2:30 or less.
Weak Players 10 Points Beat any level with your attack reduced by 30%, and with bullet clearing disabled. Use handicaps!
10M Points 25 Points Score an amazing 10,000,000 points or more in any level.
Beach Clear 25 Points Rescue the beached sea creature and complete world 2.
Binging Bear 25 Points Graze 1000 bullets or more in a single level. Should try this on a higher difficulty setting!
Boss Slayer 25 Points Defeat all 10 world bosses on Hard difficulty, with at least a B rank for each.
Desert Clear 25 Points Vandalize an ancient machine and complete world 3.
Forest Clear 25 Points Tear down the bushy fortress and complete world 1.
Glacier Clear 25 Points Smash the warrior of ice and complete world 4.
Heavenly Hero 25 Points Defeat all 10 world bosses on Heavenly difficulty, with at least a B rank for each.
Imperishable 25 Points Beat any boss without getting hit at all. The best way to do this is to not get hit.
Jungle Clear 25 Points Eradicate the queen of pests and complete world 5.
Volcano Clear 25 Points Burst the giant eyeball and complete world 6.
Armory Clear 50 Points Nuke the iron behemoth and complete world 7.
Burst Eyeballs 50 Points Take out 60 of the eyeball boss's small eyes, during a single battle with it. Poke 'em out!
Graveyard Clear 50 Points Vanquish the beast of nightmares and complete world 8.
Hyper Star 50 Points Get a star rank in all 50 standard levels, on Hard difficulty or higher.
Sky Clear 50 Points Shoot down the guardian of heaven and complete world 9.
Super Star 50 Points Get a star rank in all 50 standard levels, on any difficulty.
Space Clear 100 Points Destroy the ultimate monstrosity and complete world 10.
Ultra Star 100 Points Get a star rank in all 50 standard levels, on Heavenly difficulty.

Medals Earned: 2/64 (35/1,200 points)

Buttons Per Minutes

Start the Game! Unlocked 7/22/13
10 Points
You started up the game!
Pressed 20 Times in 2 Seconds 50 Points You pressed 20 Times in 2 Seconds!
Impossible Medal 100 Points You pressed 40 Times in 2 Seconds!

Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/160 points)

Ching Chong Beautiful

Ignorance Isn't Bliss Unlocked 12/20/09
5 Points
Finish the Tutorial
Ching Champion! 25 Points Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Long Fall 25 Points Fall a long time for your ancestors
Long Slide 25 Points Slide a HELLA long time!
Too Close! 25 Points Save yourself from falling ten times
Big Baby 50 Points Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet the Winners 50 Points Meet all the previous contestants
Brave as a Married Man 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Medium
Seppuku's Soul 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Hard

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)

Cult Classic

106 Unlocked 5/28/13
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START IT UP Unlocked 5/28/13
5 Points
Start a new game.
ZOOM Unlocked 5/28/13
5 Points
Zoom zoom, in your boom boom!
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ALL DONE 5 Points Get everything!
BUY SOME SWAG 5 Points Man this would look nice on your wall!
FOLLOW ME 5 Points Thanks!
NEWGROUNDS 5 Points Get a walkthrough at Newgrounds.com
NEWGROUNDS.COM 5 Points Play with highscores at Newgrounds.com
STUFF 5 Points other stuff...
WHAT IS THIS FOR? 5 Points You ticket to medals!

Medals Earned: 18/100 (90/500 points)

Don't Escape

A Slaughter Unlocked 6/21/13
5 Points
At least you've tried...
A Massacre Unlocked 6/21/13
10 Points
You've saved some lives.
A Night of Terror Unlocked 6/21/13
25 Points
With your efforts, more than a half of villagers survived the night.
A Frightful Night Unlocked 6/21/13
50 Points
You've saved almost everyone
A Calm Night Unlocked 6/21/13
100 Points
You've survived the night without hurting anyone!

Medals Earned: 5/5 (190/190 points)

Don't Shit Your Pants

...Where's the toilet paper? Unlocked 7/1/13
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
He got it from Burger King Unlocked 7/1/13
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)

Effing Worms 2

First Blood Unlocked 5/30/13
5 Points
Eat something tasty.
Ground Beef Unlocked 5/30/13
10 Points
Eat 100 cows.
Nyan Bloodbath Unlocked 5/30/13
10 Points
Eat 200 Nyan Cats.
Space Worm Unlocked 5/30/13
10 Points
Destroy a UFO.
Terrorist Attack Unlocked 5/30/13
10 Points
Take down a jumbo jet.
Evolution Complete Unlocked 5/30/13
25 Points
Fully evolve and beat all the levels.
Killing Machine Unlocked 5/30/13
25 Points
Get over 100 combo.

Medals Earned: 7/7 (95/95 points)